Silver Tongue

Oct 20

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“uh oh watch out
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docterpeppor:

uh oh watch out 

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adurot:

gearholder:

adurot:

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Just suplex him.

That’s not a valid move in boxing.

Don’t care!

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

okay

where did we lose you

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why are people like this

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liberalsarecool:
“ catbirdseat4u:
“➣ NATIONWIDE TRACTION, PLEASE!
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Keep up the energy. Inspire the youth vote.
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liberalsarecool:

catbirdseat4u:

NATIONWIDE TRACTION, PLEASE!

Keep up the energy. Inspire the youth vote.

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I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….


American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?


Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

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That’s JUST Texas.

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

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op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

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elceetheporcupine:
“ thelostmoongazer:
“When your goth gf kisses you but she got bad aim
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When you move the lineart layer by accident
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elceetheporcupine:

thelostmoongazer:

When your goth gf kisses you but she got bad aim

When you move the lineart layer by accident

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mermaids with starfish covering their boobs is a great concept until you like.. remember what starfish are i mean ma’am theres an animal on your titties 

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GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU INSOMNIAC HOLY SHIT 1080P FULL HD MAYMAYS

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anytime griffin does a shitty cockney accent on mbmbam or monster factory my brain INSTANTLY registers it as ‘kravitz’ and it’s unfortunate

[kravitz voice] have you seen me beautiful spores?

[taako in the background, howling with laughter]

Kravitz: nasty. crime. boy. has. come. to. town.

Taako: wait. wait. [giggling] you can’t be an anti-crime character named “nasty crime boy”

[kravitz voice] no crime here……stop the crimes, everybody. look who showed up. it’s me, nasty crime boy

[taako giggling]

[kravitz voice] i know that may make it seem..like i’m here to do crime, quite the opposite, gov.

[taako losing it]

[kravitz voice] i done changed my dang hair

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