Silver Tongue

Oct 24

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kiyokospeaks:
The tumblr version of russian roulette is when you find a good post and realize theres like 50 unnecessary comments under it so you go to reblog it from the person before the first unnecessary comment and hope to god they’re not a freak
if you get this you lost

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8oo:

nonbinary robots are cool and all but imagine a robot designed to be genderless and it sees a girl and is like “wtf girls are cute im a girl now” and the scientists are like u cant do this thing but she is already out the door

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chrimist:

Straights couldnt handle our complicated relationship with gender and how we wore it like an accessory to be removed and changed to our liking so they watered down twink bear butch and femme to mean “the boy of the relationship and the girl of the relationship” and ended up retroactively changing how some of us approach the damn terms in our own community and I hate it

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yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We’ve followed a bunch of demons through a portal to what we assumed was the Abyss. There’s a Chain Devil putting some Manes to work
Me, OOC: “A Devil? Negotiation time!”
My elf Warlock: “What is a Devil doing in the Abyss?!”
Chain Devil: “I could ask you the same thing”
Warlock: “But I’m not a Devil.”
The DM facepalms.
Monk, OOC: “ ‘I could ask you the same thing, but that would be incorrect’ ”

shittypostarchive:

hungwy:
hungwy:
*bows before the bofanian king* I come from the faraway land of Dees. I bring you great gifts of honey, cheese, figs… Nuts…
*king leans forward in his throne* ah, the famous nuts of dees… I bid thee show me them.
*I smile warmly and sweetly and lift up my tunic* anything for my Grace.
24/10/2019

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justbadpuns:

amazing

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