Silver Tongue

Oct 23

kelssiel:
teaboot:
teaboot:
“Why is there a pentagram on your floor” okay first of all mom, it’s not a pentagram, and second, what were you doing in my apartment
oh shit I summoned my mom
a parentagram
#congrats on doing what Ed and Al could not (x)

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redead-red:

omghotmemes:
My local movie theater thinks they’re hilarious
what the fuck are you talking about OP they ARE hilarious

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pukicho:

keeperskad:
pukicho:
if your cat meows then well that’s great
What if your cat never meows
stoic, mysterious, I like that

my cat barks

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cosplayingfiend:

seriously though like wHAT

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shitload-of-muses:

paper-mario-wiki:
if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
this is an oddly specific post are you ok

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ajhasaplan:

chefpyro:
chefpyro:
imagine being joseph joestar and you learn from your egyptian friend that some people have crazy mind powers and through random circumstance you get your own crazy mind power and all it does is make tasteful nudes of someone who hates you
the pure folly in the implication that i have to MAKE things UP for jojo to be absurd
and the kicker is, the power does not SPECIFICALLY make tasteful nudes. It’s just that this motherfucker is, at almost all times, posed, tastefully nude

also the tasteful nudes are technically the body of his grandpa after his adoptive grunkle did a head transplant onto it

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juniperberrie:

beachcryptid:
beachcryptid:
beachcryptid:
anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason
there was also the chocolate factory commerical
My whole body just experienced deja vu

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christianstepmoms:

christianstepmoms:
master has called dobby a slur

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