my favorite thing about homestuck is how none of the characters sound like they’re from the same story
ah yes, the four main characters of homestuck:
nerdy gamer boy obsessed with nic cage movies who gains reality-altering powers that turn him into something beyond a god
edgy all-knowing lesbian with a vampire girlfriend who tampers with dark magic and struggles with a drinking problem
irony enthusiast and webcomic creator coolkid who has to come to terms with the fact that he was abused and that he may not be straight
all-powerful furry with abandonment issues who had to confront her own stuffed corpse every day for thirteen years who eventually ends up alone in the space between universes
Ok, it is because of posts like this that I existed on this hellsite for 4-5 years without knowing that Homestuck was an actual fandom and not just something that tumblr made up.
dont forget the alpha kids
1) An entitled rich girl who is heavily eating the boot of late stage capitalism 2) a wizard enthusiest who loves cats and is an alcoholic 3) a gay programmer who is also a bronie and has cripplingly low self esteem 4) an oblivious feral child with a fetish for blue girls and guns who at any given time only understands about 20% of whats going on
Imagine going to school, and this new kid gets brought in by the cops, and is funny, has poorly received banter with the teacher, argues with said teacher about historical accuracy during a pop quiz, floors a kid without laying a hand on him, consequently gets pulled into the rector’s office with both his weird parents, they then throw a dance party which gets broken up because some little besom grassed, they leave never to be seen again. Then a few months later you find out that was the Avatar.
me, like half a dozen times: I’ve attempted to get into art many times due to my admiration for those who have succeeded in it, but every time I make the attempt, I find the process to be arduous, frustrating, wholly unsatisfying and even physically painful
an absolute genius: have u tried practicing more
I literally don’t know how I can make it more clear that you’re being annoying.
i feel like people fail to understand that theres more to art than just the drawing kind. You are good at the art of comedy. youre quick witted and make some of the funniest posts.
I’m a bad cleric player and don’t remember offhand which spells are verbal and which require contact but I enjoy the idea that whenever Merle heals someone he bops them lightly on the head with the Extreme Teen Bible.
The main character, Twilight Sparkle, is a single mother.
There have been eighteen on-screen deaths in the show.
A disabled child, Scootaloo, once admitted that her parents don’t care about her.
Fluttershy once became a vampire pony. In a later episode, she contracts a terminal illness.
A shy pony named Marble Pie is in love with Big Macintosh, who might be related to her, but he does not return her feelings, because he’s dating a former cult member named Sugar Belle.
Fluttershy’s brother, Zephyr Breeze, is a lazy college drop-out who lives with his parents.
Rainbow Dash went to a convention and got into an argument with a pony named Quibble Pants about the quality of a book series.
Acting like Mr. Rogers almost killed Discord.
Grand Pear disowned his daughter, Pear Butter, on her wedding day. This was the last time they saw each other before she died.
The pony in charge of education in Equestria, Chancellor Neigh Say, is a massive racist.
Pinkie Pie once killed flowers just by walking by them.
Rockhoof asked Twilight Sparkle to assist in his temporary suicide. She almost goes through with it.
Food is a right only if it is your private property. You have no right to food that does not belong to you; you have no right to food that you have not purchased or produced.
Food isn’t scarce though, at least not everywhere. American grocery stores throw out tons of food every fucking day and aren’t even allowed to give it to the poor
Restaurants and Grocery stores throw out tons of food DAILY and are not allowed to donate it or even take it for themselves.
The amount of food America throws out is actually fucking horrendous. Another reason why I dont have the will to work anywhere near food is because I actually have fucking compassion and would give away what went unused at the end of the day, that action could get me FIRED.
