you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i
me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!
you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i
me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!
(via mentaltypo)
(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via mbulteau)
The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is
Dungeons and Dragons: a summary
(via mbulteau)
gamer: did you play this game as a kid
me: no
gamer: i must be way older than u
me: actually i was just poor
Thank you for this
(Source: justsomeantifas, via jadewares)
Insensitive Care Unit (based on this tweet)
This low-key looks like loss…
who is loss
I know you did this on purpose.
Did what??
(via adamtots)
(Gets rewarded when small tiny pixels on screen change slightly) (becomes arrogant due to this)
(via stemmmm)
Lemonade with no alcohol in it? I think you mean Mike’s Flaccid
(Source: kurapikawithagun, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
(Source: jays--wing, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.
RUN BY
CUNTS
(via stemmmm)
human brain: im angry
gorilla brain: hit something
chimpanzee brain: scream
orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit
gorillaz brain: feel good