Silver Tongue

Oct 15

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paulepz:
“ Warm up doodles of my beautiful new son
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paulepz:

Warm up doodles of my beautiful new son

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scotchtapeofficial:

slab-o-meat:

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i need everything to be talking about this unedited picture of boy george

i’m on it..

michaelplayswithstars:

teaboot:

busket:

cheggerspartyquiz:

demonbunny5:

cheggerspartyquiz:

komala’s shiny palette is absolute bullshit

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it just gets a strawberry flavored log. literally nothing else. MAYBE slightly darker but i cant really tell. why did they have to do this to me

what if the log is the actual pokemon and the koala is just a regular koala and that’s why it can’t get status effects because it’s just a log

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the walk cycle it looks more like the log is the one moving and the koala is just. hanging on

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oh my god

someone at game freak: ok new pokemon idea stay with me here…………..a log that cant get a fucking koala off of it

(Source: jollygreengiantveggies, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

From now on im tellin jobs I was General manager at Toys R Us. Who tf they gone call

thyrell:

natural–blues:

That’s actually a wise move that many people do practice. Don’t have enough job experience, but need it to get the job? Put yourself down as having had experience in a position in a company that is no longer in business, especially if it closed years ago. They literally have no way of verifying this (do not do this for chains wherein only the store closed, but not the chain). It’s a good way to fluff up your resume, just make sure you put down a position wherein you used skills you already have.

For instance, you can say you were a Personal Assistant – typing, data entry, responding to emails, taking phone calls. 

Or you were an entry level cashier/customer service worker. Retraining is simple at that point.

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All for free, just sign up with Alison. Takes 2 seconds to login with your google account, and then you can take some open courseware. Open University is another good place to go for good business acumen courses.

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zanabism:

peteseeger:

originalzipperalmondrebel:

tariqah:

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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ladyoftheshield:

quinnbee-s:

celticpyro:

sawkinator:

technotranceremex:

It kinda blew my mind to learn today that “thou” was actually an informal form, and “you/ye” was the fancy one

Now whenever I see “thou” I read it in a tone kinda like “y’all” in tumblr posts and like… 1600s bible verses were supposed to be perfectly frank, not stilted. this changes everything………..

“Listen, then, if y'all have ears!” - Jesus, maybe

Thou’d’ve

THAINT

thot

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joey-wheeler-official:

moistyaoi:

glubbity:

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this is the gayest page in the whole bnha manga so far i always think about this

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Same energy

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(Source: glubbity-moved, via taffybuns)

incorrectfmaquotes:

Ling, breathing heavily: Babe, I think I’m going to die.

Ling: I’m starving

Ling: I feel like I haven’t eat in 7 years

Lan Fan: 7 minutes, but honestly same.

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