Silver Tongue

Oct 14

chefpyro replied to your post: I’m a simple girl. All I need in life is a trio of…
Team Rocket?

yeah. also jenkins, maarvy and magic brian

I’m a simple girl. All I need in life is a trio of villains who generally incompetent due to them all thinking they’re the leader and constantly bickering but still manage to be extremely effective when they work together

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jacqal:
“cute babe
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jacqal:

cute babe

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eyeheartfarms:
“Thicc
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hrn, I keep trying to decompose this body but I’m dummy thicc and the sound of my asscheeks clapping wards off any scavengers

eyeheartfarms:

Thicc

hrn, I keep trying to decompose this body but I’m dummy thicc and the sound of my asscheeks clapping wards off any scavengers

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icedragon19:

ginger-s-n-a-p:

dolitrix:

anxious-idiot:

iamnmbr3:

bummedout-bisexual:

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

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Spencer is the perfect example. He dropped out of law school, yeah, but he still got the fuck in.

And he retained enough to win a case against corporate lawyers after only being in law school for 3 days.


He also bought an ostrich on the request of a magic 8 ball.

Intelligence vs wisdom

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pissvortex:

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Oct 13

keyblack:

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funk-a-doodle-do:

Limmy: 100 villager killing machine in Minecraft

is that the same guy who was playing that sherlock holmes game and the NPC told him to shut up?

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