Silver Tongue

Oct 13

*licks cum out of an asshole like a double stuffed oreo*

i cannot explain what emotion shot through me when i clicked the down arrow and saw “Homestuck Skin”

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soldierpallaton:
your-villainous-neighbour:
heartachemotel:
eratomusings:
eratomusings:
Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler
Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:
professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.
ares:
Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless
Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:
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Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus.

Zeus:
To be honest though, I would think (or at least hope) that a classics professor would know better than to stereotype Ares and Hades like that.

Historian: Aphrodite was the goddess of love and beauty but she was also revered as a war god by the spartans

Aphrodite:

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ladysaytenn:

ladysaytenn:
ladysaytenn:
Big if true
STOP ASKING IF THAT IS W.D. GASTER FROM UNDERTALE. THAT IS NOT GASTER. THAT IS TWITCH STREAMER JERMA985. GASTER IS TALL.

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the-original-b:

oh please its not a hard choice. you can play the game that has a protagonist whose never had sex before or you can play animal crossnig

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sparkysteahouse:

Badgerclops was gonna go hyper feral on Orangusnake-

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the-leoqueen:

I’ve always wonder what might have happened if before A Single Pale Rose, Steven wandered into a jewelry shop and struck up a conversation with the person behind the counter. “Oh yeah I’m pretty familiar with gems myself, I even have one embedded in my stomach” and he lifts up his shirt to reveal his gem stone which makes the jeweler bend down to examine it and goes “why that’s a mighty fine diamond you have there” and Steven is just like

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alharinish:

celticpyro:
sharpestrose:
broscarwilde:
im sorry but this is THE FUNNIEST thing i ever read with my own two eyes
Oh are we cancelling Pennywise now? Pennywise do something problematic?
It’s almost like they’re evil. Strange to say that the cosmic horror and the serial killer cannibal are the bad guys but…well….

people were so quick to jump on the “pennywise is a gay icon” bandwagon that started as a joke after the babaduke lesbian thing that they forgot that one of the signs that mark pennywises return was a gay couple being brutally beaten and killed