Silver Tongue

Oct 09

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In 2001, what grade were you in?

thedenofravenpuff:

ponyway:

nightguardmod:

deathisthekitten:

kissedmequiteinsane:

kenpendersofficial:

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#i was in first grade you fucking infants

Get on my level Jace

(also summoning @nightguardmod because I need to feel less old)

I have been summoned! But alas, I cannot answer, since I was not in school. I had graduated with my B.S. 2 years earlier. Heck, I was living in my own apartment at that time.

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Originally posted by a-night-in-wonderland

I was just seventeen, young and sweet, only seventeen, ohhh yeeaaah

5th grade, 14 years old, still enough of a baby face to cheat my way to free bus trips

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Originally posted by infamous-reindeer

First grade

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violetbard:

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the-angel-akki:

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sciencevevo:

runofthemillsocialist:

sciencevevo:

anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box

Exodus 25:23-30

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well ill be darned

the only thing the bible is clear on is how to make furniture but only because jesus was a carpenter

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unabashedlybi:

renthethief:

beyondthetemples-ooc:

parttimepup:

strnger-kid:

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

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i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

there’s a gay wizard out there turning everyone gay

they don’t know any spells or anything they’re just. they’re so freakin HOT

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afallenwolf:

mjalti:

seaflying-fliptuna:

enajcosta:

aviculor:

crystalquintessential:

mjalti:

humancoffeegrounds:

mjalti:

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

Does Satan have a Humansona? His fursona is a snake so…

If he doesnt by now we definitely gave him one. My personal fav is peter stormare

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Originally posted by cygnusred

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