If you call yourself a real gamer, you must have well-reasoned opinions about which Overwatch characters would shoot Sonic the Hedgehog in the back, and be prepared to defend them. I don’t make the rules - that’s just how it is.
Ana: betray. Considers Sonic a loudmouthed fool.
Bastion: defend. Loves small mammals.
D.Va: betray. D.Va has a military background and considers Sonic a liability.
Genji: defend. Genji knows the horrors of betrayal and would never inflict it upon another.
Hanzo: defend. Hanzo would never tarnish his honor by betraying another again.
Junkrat: betray. Junkrat would explode Sonic as soon as he ceased to be amusing.
Lucio: defend. Sonic and Lucio are both staunch defenders of freedom.
McCree: defend. Appreciates Sonic’s ability to be himself.
Mei: defend. Her wrath is only deployed against humans.
Mercy: neutral. Finds Sonic annoying, but too committed to the Hippocratic oath to actually kill him.
Pharah: complex. Sonic is admittedly a liability, but Pharah would never leave a teammate behind.
Reaper: betray. Takes himself too seriously to tolerate Sonic’s humility.
Reinhardt: defend. Sonic acts out of an inner nobility that Reinhardt would respect.
Roadhog: defend. Hog solidarity.
Soldier:76: defend. Thinks too highly of himself to betray another.
Sombra: complex. I am fully willing to believe she would shoot Sonic if it would aid her, but I also believe she thinks of Sonic as too amusing to kill.
Symmetra: betray. Sonic is an agent of chaos and cannot be tolerated.
Torbjorn: betray. Torbjorn is already basically Eggman.
Tracer: betray. Can’t handle the competition.
Widowmaker: betray. Sonic’s earnest nature reminds her of what she lost.
Winston: defend. Practically a Mobian himself.
Zarya: neutral. Sonic is beneath her notice.
Zenyatta: defend. Even Sonic’s life is precious.
okay this is fine and all but how would reaper react to shadow?
no offense but Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. ehe-k-AHHH! My daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mommyy. da-daddy and my mommy and my Stop. yeah! Jesse Pinkman in the house. *slamming noises* WOO! *slamming noises* Bitch, bitch, little bitch. I made you my bitch—Jesse—Bitch, bitch, YEAH BITCH! JESSE! Bitch. No. I am. The danger-danger-danger-danger-danger.-danger-danger. I am. The one who knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks. Say my name. Mr. White? You’re goddamn right-right-right-right-right. Hank. Say my name. Willy Wonka? *scoff* What? Walter White? You’re goddamn right-right-right-right-right. My name is ASAC Schrader—It’s Hank—ASAC Schrader~ His name is Hank. My name is ASAC Schrader. It’s time for you to listen to me. Fuck yourself! Huh! Wow! huh-hah wow! wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow Fuck yours-wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! huh-hah ow! Just listen to me! Fuck yourself. *gunshot* Wow! wuh-ah-ow! wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! Fuck yourself. *gunshot* wuh-ah-ah-ah-ow! huh-hah-ow! Wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! *gunshot* Fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Fuf fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Hahuhahuhuehuh huehah huh huehaheh. Fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Fuf fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Hahhuhhahahahuehuh huhahahuhheh. You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy. UAAHH! *mechanical whirring and clicking with slams* You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy. UAAHH! *mechanical whirring and clicking with slams* I had a guy but now I don’t. The guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. The guy.
AU where Zuko realises very early into his banishment that he’s been sent on a hopeless goose chase and, actually, he doesn’t want to return to the oppressive Fire Nation and his abusive father. And he sticks with this decision even after Aang wakes up from the iceberg
Except then Aang meets Zuko - probably when Zuko jumps in to save someone, because his sense of justice is too strong to just sit back while someone is hurt, even if he is trying to remain apolitical - and his brain goes “!!!!” Because that’s a good firebender. They do exist. And now Aang knows someone who can teach him firebending without trying to kill him
Except Zuko wants nothing to do with the Avatar. He especially doesn’t want to get entangled with his father’s war. So the rest of the season is about Zuko running from the Avatar, and Aang and co trying to capture the reluctant ex-Prince of the Fire Nation so he can be Aang’s firebending teacher