Silver Tongue

Oct 09

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving lights” and halfway through my speech i turned to address mothman and saw he was bumping into the courtroom lights and they broke and caused a power outage

i was watching a moth fly around my room and decided to turn on my tv and the first thing that came on screen was a court room scene of a law and order episode and i got fucking whiplash 

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allieinarden:

allieinarden:

Futurama: 10 layers of science jokes and sci-fi trope subversions going on at all times
Me: you have to see this show they go to the gas station and the robot is drinking gas

I like the show because when they wanted to do an episode about aliens getting 1000-year old Earth cable, they accurately reflected which star system would be a thousand lightyears away from Earth, but then when the characters go to the 1940s via time warp the ship’s chronograph turns into a pinup calendar. 

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taxz:
“for a daily-garfield strip, i removed a speech bubble and gave jon the ctrl alt del face and realized i had no other plans from there so. this just exists
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taxz:

for a daily-garfield strip, i removed a speech bubble and gave jon the ctrl alt del face and realized i had no other plans from there so. this just exists

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sturmyena:

sturmyena:

dark bethesda sell me skyrim: demastered

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ladeegcake:

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Link and my favorite looks of his ✨

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