Silver Tongue

Oct 09

outofcontextdnd:

“What sort of skill check is mothering?”
[shouted from the other room]: “Survival!”

say-never:

I like big boys

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itty bitty boys


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Mississippi boys

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inner city boys

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I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

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Get your nails did, let it blow dry

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I like a big beard, 

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I like a clean face

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I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

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From the playboys 

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to the gay boys

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Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys

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(via liquidstar)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Arcane Trickster: I use Tasha’s Hideous Laughter on the dragon.

DM: Tasha’s Hideous Laughter doesn’t work on creatures whose intelligence is four or less.

Bard, in a Shaggy voice: Like, gee, I’m smarter than a dragon, Scoobs!

[video]

ziraseal:
“this looks like the loading screen for the best video game ever
”

ziraseal:

this looks like the loading screen for the best video game ever

(via metaname)

emergency commissions

silver-tongues-blog:

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I desparately need money fast. my brakes need replacing and i cannot work until that happens. i dont have enough money to get them replaced let alone to last until the i get my next paycheck. please consider buying a commission from me

Heres my art tag if you want more examples of my art

entraptacommitstaxevasion:

When your fave goes absolutely off the fuckin rails

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(via newbarrk)

dunmer-dovahkiin:
“ radiantraiment:
“Did You Know: In Saarthal, when Tolfdir says “I’ve never seen this in Nordic ruins before. Look at all these coffins!”, he’s referencing the ceiling rather than the tombs on the walls?
”
never once in my life and...

dunmer-dovahkiin:

radiantraiment:

Did You Know: In Saarthal, when Tolfdir says “I’ve never seen this in Nordic ruins before. Look at all these coffins!”, he’s referencing the ceiling rather than the tombs on the walls?

never once in my life and hours of gameplay have i ever looked up in this chamber

(via 3rdstreetprince)

Oct 08

jakemorph:

Dio sits in his lair watching Arabic TV all day and he doesn’t even realise that he doesn’t understand the words bc he’s just mesmerised by the little people in the box

(via stemmmm)