Silver Tongue

Oct 06

nerdgul:
“The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying
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nerdgul:

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

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outofcontextdnd:

sindri42:

outofcontextdnd:

The appendix is the Brussels sprout of the body.

False brussels sprouts rarely explode and kill you.

what kind of B Sprouts you eatin’?

as someone with IBS i can confirm that Brussels sprouts are like an appendix

littlestpersimmon:
“ my favorite trope is “small creatures with immeasurable courage saves the world” ”

littlestpersimmon:

my favorite trope is “small creatures with immeasurable courage saves the world”

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corillion:

feniczoroark:

jones-friend:

flightstalling:

An explanation.

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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

;-;

Anyone crying over this needs to think about how insufferable a dragon raised by a seagull would be

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frogsapphic-deactivated20210808:

frogsapphic-deactivated20210808:

earth c headcanon where ult!dirk never appears because dirk put hal in a roomba and now he keeps tripping him whenever he does/says something stupid

Hal: Vibe Check!

*trips dirk down a flight of stairs*

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moonlandingwasfaked:

c3po:

scooby: raggy what’s rat?

shaggy: like scoob that’s incoming enemy missiles!

scooby: ruh roh

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acrosseverystar:

assassinsinvalhalla:

right, expansion of my “bolin is an insanely good earthbender”

bolin is an earthbender of legendary skill and the thing is– he doesn’t even realise it because for some reason no one in the show points it out??

lets start with his earthbending education or rather his lack there of. there is very little indication that bolin is anything but a self-taught earthbender, he and mako grew up on the streets which never really gave them the opportunity or money to have a formal education in such things, meaning bolin had to create his own way of bending, a way to help him on the streets and in the pro-bending arena– even toph was taught by the badgermoles but living in the city, bolin didn’t have that.

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look at those flips!! i’ve never seen earthbending like it before!! bolin’s way of bending is uniquely his and i don’t see anyone else move like him.

quickly looking at metalbending, i think it’s his lack of formal training that makes it so hard for bolin.

his entire life, bolin has had to be adaptable. this completely goes against earthbending in its traditional sense. everyone we know to be a metalbender, even the nameless republic city policemen, have been trained in traditional earthbending. as stated before, bolin never had that and i don’t think it detracts at all from his skills as a whole. i do like reading fics where he learns how to metalbend but i liked that he didn’t in the actual series.

onto the next point, bolin has also managed to teach himself how to earthbend without touching the ground. watching atla and lok this seems to be quite a rare talent but this just tells us that bolin is incredibly sensitive to his element which is!! amazing!!

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you can see this elemental intuition in other scenes as well, particularly in fights, but for bolin the earth just seems to jump to his command

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he’s an incredibly fast bender, able to pull earth from the ground and form barriers in seconds– and not just pebbles, these are boulders and huge slabs of earth

the only time we see bolin have to take a moment before bending is when he topples the skyscraper in the finale of season 4

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and when it comes to lavabending??

bolin is a way better lavabender than ghazan and that is the hill i will die on

ghazan seems to have this “start-up” stance that he does before bending large quantities of lava which slows him down a few seconds. bolin? he can lavabend pretty much instantaneously

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here, ghazan only lavabends enough to weaken the bottom of the wall of ba sing se which you could argue is all he needed to do but if we look at bolin, he can lavabend more lava and do it much quicker– even without his hands!! as shown in the first gif below

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and this is a talent that very, very few people have. it’s not like bolin had a teacher to help him, he had to master a very volatile and dangerous skill by himself, and he did!! in just 3 years!! can you imagine?!?!?

and not only is he an incredibly skilled bender, he also has a heart of gold

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given the opportunity to escape, bolin instead goes back to save the people who threatened him into helping them (granted they were well within their rights to do so but ya know) and bends the lava with ease. its not hard to find more examples of his loyalty and devotion to his friends and even strangers. he’s compassionate, optimistic and a veritable badass!!

i just wish he’d gotten more recognition for his talents instead of constantly playing the role of comic relief.

also @polyglottishthings yes to everything you said!!

tldr; bolin is an earthbender of legendary skill and no one in the show seems to notice.

The more I watch Bolin bend, the more I see “firebender.”

Firebenders create the element, so they never reach out to touch it.

Some of the most acrobatic benders were firebenders (after airbenders, of course, who can literally fly)

Bolin is more fluid than most earthbenders that we see

Gravitates towards lava (a rock and fire mix) over metal

I think it’s clear to see in his style that not only did he not have a formal teacher, but that Mako was probably the closest thing he had. There are so many elements of firebending in how he moves that it’s clear to see that he grew up learning alongside his brother, the two of them figuring it out on the streets as they went.

i absolutely love it when an analysis of cross bending training comes across my dash. Bolin most definately bends earth like a firebender. Adaptable but with enough control to not let it get out of hand. id argue that bolin might be as good as toph

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iapislazuli:
“an epilogue huh
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iapislazuli:

an epilogue huh

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