Silver Tongue

Oct 19

mortimermcmirestinks:

garmbreak1:

mortimermcmirestinks:

garmbreak1:

as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.

sorry I HAD to draw this

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when the ruby and silver heads speak, those nearby hear whispers in their ears, and when the gold head speaks, its victims see visions. I guess? yeah

don’t apologize, this rules!

Thanks so much, and I hope your players enjoy RCAamat or whatever you end up calling it!

WELL IT’S FOR SURE GONNA BE CALLED RCAMAT NOW

THANKS BOSS

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lumberjackloving:

for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method I’ve found that really works are these guys:

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i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isn’t there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they haven’t i can assure myself it’s not real. obviously it’s not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. it’s a real lifesaver

nonpsychotics encouraged to rb

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textposttropes:

liquidstar:

riggedbones-moving:

riggedbones-moving:

my mouse is. dying

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@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.

Comically Missing The Point

Fun with Homophones

Lost Pet Grievance (Subverted)

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Anonymous asked:

what have I done? what is wrong with me?

Well for one thing youre asking a vague question on anon with no context so thats a starting place.

beriliaa:

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just-petty-thoughts:

thecrimerat:

catgirl-greatsword:

stevebucky-deactivated20221119:

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its wednesday

Irrelevant

End of my rope tuesday wednesday

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knucklestheenchiladawashere:

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laughconfetti:

r4cs0:

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tumblr should have achievements

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thanks guys I just got this one cause of this post

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seaglassandeelgrass:

notfromcold:

notfromcold:

Classic sea shanties like:

“I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off.”

“I got off the ship on the dock but I know I’m going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck.”

“Storm.”

“Big storm.”

“Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I’m feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn.”

“Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp.”

Not to forget crowd favorites like:

“Pull harder or we are all going to die.”

“Bad working conditions.”

“Fucking pay me my wages, you asshole.”

And the perennial favourites:

“God I Need A Drink”

“I Am Drunk And Cannot Find My Clothing”

“Listen To This Cautionary Tale Of: Don’t Fall Overboard”

“My Sweetheart Has Left Me, Guess I’ll Go Be Miserable At Sea”

“Whale. Big Fish.”

“The Food Sucks. So Do The Wages. And The Mate Is A Bastard.”

“Spent All My Money, Oops.”

“Our Ship Can Kick Your Ship’s Stern.”

“Shipwreck.”

“Nautical Gibberish That Was Probably Once Actual Words, Maybe.”

“Hey, Remember That Guy? He’s Dead.”

“I Have Not Seen A Woman In Six Months.”

“Mapquest Directions, But Rhyming.”

“Whatever You Do, Don’t Go To Sea. Goodbye, I’m Off To Sea.”

dont forget “my crew is dead and i wanna die too”

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readerofthewilderwest:

abigailsbluff:

all debates abt the artistic merits of fanfiction fail to recognize the purpose of fic. you don’t write fic to be published or to learn how to construct a narrative although you can use it to develop style. you write it so that your friends will message you “bestie you’re utterly deranged for this one im eating dirt” 

#you know those ppl who are like ‘fanfic can be good to get started but it’s bad because then you never learn how to write your own from#scratch’ ? lmao#like imagine walking up to someone planting flowers and being like ‘that’s a START but ultimately it won’t teach you how to genetically#engineer your ideal fruit tree’#like. you have extrapolated a goal that was never implied here

tags courtesy of @the-knights-who-say-book

rebecca sugar, creator of steven universe, got her start writing self insert invader zim fanfiction

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