I know I probably shouldn’t bc it’s laughing at homophobes but god. str*ght people arguing over who’s gay in MGS is still the funniest fucking thing
I know I probably shouldn’t bc it’s laughing at homophobes but god. str*ght people arguing over who’s gay in MGS is still the funniest fucking thing
(via chefpyro)
Paladin: Where the fuck am I? (She fell into a cavern of some sort)
DM: Roll perception…
Paladin: *rolls nat 1*
DM: You have no clue.
Paladin: Where the fuck is everyone else?
DM: Um…perception.
Paladin: *rolls 2*
DM: You have no fucking clue.
(via gearholder)
Here’s a grainy picture of an opossum eating a breakfast burrito in a kiddie pool in my backyard.
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
A friend of mine just shared this on facebook and I’m losing my mind
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i will duct tape your asscheeks together
(Source: advosart, via scraps-is-busy)
Did you bitches know I’ve got a brother? @uncle-fucky and I are your new uncles and you don’t have a choice.
A good O’ Couple of brothers lmaoO
wait does this mean derpy is our father
I was looking at the IMDb page for Trolls 2 and I am fucking howling over the pictures they chose to use for the boys
y’all I’m crying. Travis is visible in every picture except his own. Each one is a progressively shittier screenshot from the show. Griffin isn’t even in his
IMDb what the fuck
For an imdb profile, it’s paid for/updated by the manager or person themselves its of, which means they chose these pictures.
i swear, the mcelroys are trickster fae
(via nofacednerd)
(via nofacednerd)
Havoc: Are the Elrics awake yet?
Riza: It’s still nap time, but they’ll be awake soon?
Havoc: And where’s the Colonel?
Riza: I said it’s still nap time.
(via rosexknight)
Playing video game with a child protagonist as a child: it me
Playing video game with a child protagonist as an adult: I am your legal guardian and if anything happens to you it will hurt my heart in real life
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