when youre the serial killer, mafioso, werewolf, or arsonist in town of salem + ppl suspect u
when youre the serial killer, mafioso, werewolf, or arsonist in town of salem + ppl suspect u
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Client: My internet doesn’t work!
Me: Can you tell me what you see on the computer screen?
Client: It’s black!
Me: Is your computer turned on?
Client: Of course it is! the green light is on!
Me: Can you try restarting the computer?
Client: I can’t – the tower is in the shop!
Me: …
Me: So the green light is on your monitor?
Client: Yeah! My computer!
(Source: clientsfromhell)
Bowsette gains the power-up of UNDERSTANDING.
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What a wonderful initiative! Spread the word.
(via rosexknight)
[video]
why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match
also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing
match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her aliveim here for this analysis
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Drawer with teeth at goodwill
I went to goodwill to get some clothes. I saw a drawer. There was teeth inside. The drawer was 100 dollars including the teeth
Well I went to goodwill to get some clothes and I saw a drawer and opened it and there was teeth :)
(Source: parasitoidism, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
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Full Metal alchemist
my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices
