Silver Tongue

Sep 30

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sushinfood:

grimauxiliatrixofficial:

im-in-way-2many-fandoms:

derpy-cupcake:

thekingofpickles:

bubblti:

doritoarts:

chongoblog:

Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp

Me: HOW M

ANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

EAT TO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK

SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH

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so i knew absolutely nothing about this song until just now

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riskpig:

yokelfelonking:

voidhour:

hattedhedgehog:

Literally no trope emotionally fucks me up faster than “Character outlives their lover by many years and at the end of their life their lover comes to escort them from the world” like I only have to think about it hypothetically to start crying.

My dungeons and dragons character sacrificed himself to save the world and left his elven husband behind.

At the end of the elves life he was gathering water from a river and found the wedding ring my character was wearing when he jumped into the world soul. That night my character came and took him to the next life.

Their rings are now a magical item. You get 2+ to your armor and attack if you wear them both,or you are within 10 ft of another person wearing the other ring, or if you give one to someone else no matter how far you wander from each other you will always return to each other. The rings want to be together.

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This might be the first time I’m using this pic unironically

#THE RINGS WANT TO BE TOGETHER#I AM CRYING

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choosketches:
“when you pull a stunt so goddamn outrageous you send fantasy costco into liquidation
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choosketches:

when you pull a stunt so goddamn outrageous you send fantasy costco into liquidation 

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carrot-boi:
“Isn’t it love? ❤️💙✨
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carrot-boi:

Isn’t it love? ❤️💙✨

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rosexknight:

paranormal-thingum:

platinumsupa:

Bitches piss on Dr. Eggman’s wife and be like Can’t help being a Gemini!

silver-tongues-blog:

test tube baby or no, shadow’s still a gemini

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rosexknight:

Every once in a while I’m like “Why would you make the ultimate lifeform a black and red hedgehog though?” Then I realized, if I were a scientist making a 100% immortal being I’d definitely bring life to my edgy fursona.

rad-man:

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And in a what-if future in the comics, he just sort of waits Sonic out.

pansexualkiba:

his whole “ultimate lifeform” deal is less “ultimate power” and more “he can’t die of old age or disease because he was made as a prototype to cure a man’s dying granddaughter”

ravagingvaliance:

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IM SORRY WHA-

HE’S   I M M O R T A L ????

ply2k:

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ratcity:

All you guys talking about “zodiac signs.” Fuck you. I was never even born. I was created in a lab.

“ Every once in a while I’m like “Why would you make the ultimate lifeform a black and red hedgehog though?” Then I realized, if I were a scientist making a 100% immortal being I’d definitely bring life to my edgy fursona. “

actually shadow is a black and red hedgehog because he’s part alien called the black arms that looks like this (and he’s a hedgehog because its a cartoon video game for children and children like the silly animal people)

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you would know this if you truly appreciated shadow the hedgehog for nintendo gamecube

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this is a picture of shadow the hedgehog’s dad

Okay but realtalk. You are literally the eleventh person who corrected me. Eleventh. Most reached out to me on anon. Two were friends on Discord.

Guys. I fucking know why Shadow is black and red. I played the game. Twenty plus times. Then beat the true ending. I am aware.

Saying “I’d definitely bring my edgy fursona to life” is funnier than “I’d definitely make him half alien with some dna from these guys on a black comet.”

Don’t talk to me like I don’t appreciate Shadow dammit he’s my favorite I was making a JOKE and I know you are too but ELEVEN FUCKING TIMES GODDAMMIT