you ever just get the urge to donate blood
yes. every weekend. theres a blood bank just down the street from where i live
[first day as a pilot]
me: (looking down nervously) what are all these buttons for
co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed
op weve talked about your url
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lup dating: We’ve been friends for 47 years and I think we are officially going out.
taako dating: this is kravitz i met him 2 hours ago at H&M and he is the one :)
brain: i wonder if mario fucks. there’s no proof that he’s not a virgin
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brain: haha italian sausage
Welwitschia mirabilis (commonly known as Welwitschia or tree tumbo) is a monotypic gymnosperm native to the Namib desert in Namibia and Angola. An adult welwitschia consists of roots, a stem base, and only two leaves (the same two leaves from when the plant was a seedling). The two leaves, which can grow to over 26 feet in diameter, lie on the ground becoming torn to ribbons and tattered with age. Their estimated lifespan, using carbon dating, is 400-1500 years with the oldest being over 2000 years.
imagine being a plant so old the scientists have to use carbon dating to find your age. carbon dating, a technique also used to find the ages of fossils and artifacts
I’m turning 20 in November so why is Chuck E. Cheese sending me emails to have my birthday party there
1000 tickets? Assorted helium balloons? This changes everything
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Tiny Link’s Awakening plush! 😁
He’s filled with beanie stuffing so that he stays upright.
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May I hit y'all with a hot take
Uncle iroh has Hawaiian shirt energy
Sokka also has the same energy but no sleeves
Thank you for your time
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I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it
One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.
salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]
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