Silver Tongue

Sep 29

taikova:
“timeskip stevonnie -this is almost like a redraw of an old drawing, just updated. i still love drawing their hair, it’s so much fun.
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taikova:

timeskip stevonnie -this is almost like a redraw of an old drawing, just updated. i still love drawing their hair, it’s so much fun.

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demilypyro:

Was there a spider-man commercial where he made a big web between the two towers of the world trade center and caught a plane in it or did I hallucinate that

yeah it was in the original toby macguier spiderman film in a montage where spiderman goes from a nobody to new yorks favourite hero but the scene got cut after 9/11

esynk:

“sit like a human” i will sit like the gay goblin i am, thank u very much

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ultravioletparacosm:

pun-ishment888:

ultravioletparacosm:

ultravioletparacosm:

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dont recall downloading these. putting it here

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oh my god mobile formatting fucking killed him

How is it supposed to look?

-a mobile user

not cut in half

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jermafireman:

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skyykkeli:

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teaboot:

I love the weirdly specific rules that go with answering a riddle. Like, “I Have Two Eyes But I Cannot See: What Am I?” And the answer’s supposed to be the word ‘iridescent’ because ‘two *i*’s’ right, but like. Why can’t the answer be like… A guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing a blindfold. My uncle’s dog. Like why does it gotta be deep

“I have a face but no eyes lips or nose, what am I?” Slenderman. Next

It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it? A dog with a muscular disease.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? Snake.

What disappears when you say it’s name? my brother when it’s his turn to get the trash

I think you have missed the meaning of the riddles

Listen. Listen if I’m trapped between a wall of sentient fire and a goblin mage who will only reveal the one true path across the forbidden glade if I answer his riddles three, I’m not going to waste time struggling for the answer with the deepest life lesson. I’m gonna pick an answer that fits the criteria and I’m gonna stick with it. “A poor man has it and a rich man needs it” it’s a flashlight. They’re in a cave. The poor man is a tour guide. Next Question before my ass burns off, Por Favour

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crotchapple:

I could not go to sleep until I made this

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frnletorres:

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when you kidnap your daughter and fuck off to space

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