i wonder how many aliens would pronounce humans dead without checking their vitals or anything simply because nothing else would be able to survive the thing. like human gets hit by a space car and everyone pronounces them dead and a few hours later, they get up and are like “jesus, that hurt” and all the aliens are all “ZOMBIE!”
I wanted to have a swing at it before the bandwagon eventually careens off a cliff. Was fun! Totally based on Kan’s rendition, because the best way to develop one’s style is to butcher others’, amirite?
Imagine hating black people and being so blinded by patriotism
Didn’t some old bastard burn up his nikes while he was still wearing em and end up in the emergency room with third degree burns and bits of rubber grafted to his feet