Silver Tongue

Sep 27

stealthboy:

life on the internet gets a lot better when you realize you dont owe random weirdos your time or energy

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grimm-jimm:

ferretgalaxii:

porko-rosso:

chefpyro:

you: thesis

me: hot take

*starts my dissertation with “I was gonna post a hot take but yall ain’t ready”*

Cruel Angel’s Hot Take

“Martin Luther’s 95 Hot Takes”

thomas jefferson wrote the hot take of independence

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humans are strong thought

i wonder how many aliens would pronounce humans dead without checking their vitals or anything simply because nothing else would be able to survive the thing. like human gets hit by a space car and everyone pronounces them dead and a few hours later, they get up and are like “jesus, that hurt” and all the aliens are all “ZOMBIE!”

ncmares:
“I wanted to have a swing at it before the bandwagon eventually careens off a cliff. Was fun! Totally based on Kan’s rendition, because the best way to develop one’s style is to butcher others’, amirite?
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ncmares:

I wanted to have a swing at it before the bandwagon eventually careens off a cliff. Was fun! Totally based on Kan’s rendition, because the best way to develop one’s style is to butcher others’, amirite?

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snapfoo:
“ kayla-na:
“ izzetseer:
“ angelbabyspice:
“…what???
”
this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world
”
You mean portables? Yeah, had a number of classes in those.
”
Oh sweet lord these fucking...

snapfoo:

kayla-na:

izzetseer:

angelbabyspice:

…what???

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

You mean portables? Yeah, had a number of classes in those.

Oh sweet lord these fucking things

my brothers fourth grade class was in one of those

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starlightshoe:

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compound

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gudroo:
“ frogboy:
“ positively-lgbtq:
“ joey-wheeler-official:
“ asexualgeorgecostanza:
“” ”

gudroo:

frogboy:

positively-lgbtq:

joey-wheeler-official:

asexualgeorgecostanza:

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(Source: pietriarchy, via thatsthat24)

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peep-toe-shoes:

simonbitdiddle:

miss—mystery:

hatingongodot:

pileofknives:

thejovians:

littleblue-black-girl:

onlyblackgirl:

onlyblackgirl:

mangopapi:

deusaurelus:

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Racist are gonna be walking around barefooted

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They having a meltdown.

Bruhhh

Imagine hating black people and being so blinded by patriotism

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Didn’t some old bastard burn up his nikes while he was still wearing em and end up in the emergency room with third degree burns and bits of rubber grafted to his feet

Good

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