y’all: spidey was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, deduced he was a child, and weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: you guys do know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. he has super strength. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for spidey to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shook that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
peter was able to fight falcon and bucky because they were offensive fighters which gave him an edge with his spider sense but when he fought steve, he lost that edge because steve is a defensive fighter so peters spider sense didnt activate until its too late
what i’m thinking: Griffin McElroy writing an entire backstory on the invention of the elevator into the events of the Adventure Zone solely to spite listeners who told him he couldn’t put elevators into his dnd campaign is the modern day equivalent of CS Lewis making the lamppost a center element of his Narnia series just so he could piss off JRR Tolkien who said that no good fantasy book would have a lamppost in it
Barry J Bluejeans is a lich necromancer, capable of casting the paladin/cleric spell Command, who is fluent in thieves cant and identifies as a fighter when his memory is wiped.
Barold what the absolute fuck
Barry J Bluejeans, on top of all of this, is also an item artificer (just like everyone else on the Starblaster), a bond and interplanar scientist, and plays the fucking piano, so at any point in time this motherfucker could class as a bard if he really wanted to.
What isBarry?
He had a 100 years to learn everything he could and by God he did
they told you Barry was a nerd but you guys didn’t listen
