Silver Tongue

Sep 26

incendavery:
“ incendavery:
“reversible sequin pillow
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bonus
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incendavery:

incendavery:

reversible sequin pillow

bonus

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(via bloodsbane)

friendlycoolguy:
“ive been thinking about this for months and i had to get it off my chest so i opened uop photoshop and put this togehter
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friendlycoolguy:

ive been thinking about this for months and i had to get it off my chest so i opened uop photoshop and put this togehter

(Source: jalopie, via jadewares)

deepfriedfuckpotato:

prosthetical:

finndeservesbetter:

If non black people want to damage the fuck out of their hair that’s fine, whatever, but don’t be calling the moldy ass shit you get as a result dreadlocks, dreads, or locs, because I promise you they aren’t.

Sincerely, someone who actually knows what the fuck they talking about.

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Feel free to reblog if you aren’t black and against cultural appropriation

Seriously. White “dreadlocks” are literally just unwashed, matted, damaged hair. Knock it off, fellow white people jfc.

And miss me with that “but the vikings/irish had dreadlocks!!!” shit, because it’s not fucking true. Vikings and Celts were clean as fuck and commonly had intricately braided hair. Not nasty-ass matted “dreadlocks”.

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“You have never been freaked out until youve been grabbed by a fat clown and shoved into a tiny hole” — our bard (via yourplayersaidwhat)

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snailfeet:
“sunday
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snailfeet:

sunday

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isabellesutra:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

I will be participating on a guacamole contest tomorrow at work. My objective is not to win, but to make every single one of the judges cry.

I will add every single chili I am able to find at the store, all of them.

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All the chilis I could find at the store… i wonder if it will be enough :P

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Ready for the judges!!

So updates after the contest! I didn’t win.

This guacamole had the talent that when you take the first bite of your chip it isnt that spicy, but after a few seconds the feeling starts to spread. The judges bravely took a bite and were all happy and as I walked away from the table they started to gasp when the full force of the 6 different types of chili hit them at once.

People were free to taste it afterwards and every face of first surprise and then pain filled my heart with happiness.

I have never seen so much people enjoy suffering tho, because they finished everything so fast I even got time to make a second batch before the winners were announced.

Overall this was great and I had lots of fun making others suffer :D

this? innocent sadism. i aspire to be like this

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gs-ball:

I can appreciate that Meltan showed up via Ditto at the end of Chikorita community day bc now with hindsight I realize I took part in the discovery a new mythical Pokémon in real time like an actual trainer or Pokémon researcher would have ;__; like sorry but that’s so amazing for me

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Does anyone else restart their daydreams multiple times and it’s the same story that you just keep improving and I’m proving but there’s fixed points you always have to keep in there

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coriumvulpes:

Can Jack Skellington Piss?

he can eat and drink so i would assume yes

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