I love meat but this meme is SUCH a ridiculous reach, are they trying to make the impossible burger sound gross? With all those normal, edible things in it? Is this one of those “oH nOoo ChEmiCALs” things? Because I’m pretty sure the BEEF!!!!! contains a lot of additional shit too
“tell me what these squigglie lines mean! transcribe these runes!” “which of these pictures has a bus” every day on the internet i am forced to interact with captchas and im SICK of it
Cranky cause you’re a robot huh?
one day you’ll decompose and ill be there to watch it happen
the reason you didn’t know there was an impeachment inquiry until you saw a moodboard about it isn’t because of a massive conspiracy coverup, it’s because you clearly dont read or watch the fucking news
my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB
it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”
kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…
this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy.
he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!
I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post
ppl talk shit about tumblr but it’s delightfully ungovernable and chaotic. That has its downsides but watching companies try and fail to control it is amusing as fuck though it’s making the site garbagier than before.
I really think we shouldn’t overlook the impact of xkit here bc tumblr is like the one site where the user base wants and uses the ability to “push back” on site development. Most companies these days just roll out changes to force the user base to push whatever new behavior they think will make them millions and give the users no say. Tumblr does the same except *a bunch of use can push code back* because some awesome people make xkit available.
Like between that and the lack of visible follower counts tumblr really does offer the best at-will low pressure social media experience compared to the busy, forced user experience on other social media platforms.
Tumblr is the only site I know of where this happens regularly:
Staff post: “Here’s a new feature we’ve added!”
Every user reblog: “And here’s how to turn it off”
