Silver Tongue

Sep 26

captainhoyw:

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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

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HE ATE MY….

yourplayersaidwhat:

So, in a previous session, we had a warlock, a cleric, a bard, and a half orc barbarian.  The Bard and the warlock consider each other sisters, despite no relation.  Just for the heck of it, the barbarian catches the warlocks pet cat out of a flying leap, and eats it in front of the group.    Then, later the Barbarian fails to arrive to our second session, and the Bard brings up a conversation about stealing his gold.

DM(Me): He’s not here to defend himself, so I can’t really allow it.

Bard:  HE ATE MY SISTERS PUSSY!

Cleric: So has half the nobility, Honey.

borrowedfeathers:

gunsandfireandshit:

lol

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Wow. Now if he can do that without eating or drinking he’ll know what it’s like to work retail

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punkfather:

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Deep in slumber vs. Saying “treats?”

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aeritus:
“Here’s my work for the @terezine !
I had sooo little time to work on that and I really wish I could have done more ):
But hey I’m still satisfied with the result, hope you like it too! ;)
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aeritus:

Here’s my work for the @terezine !
I had sooo little time to work on that and I really wish I could have done more ):
But hey I’m still satisfied with the result, hope you like it too! ;)

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

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i made the tiniest zim i could, please enjoy

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also gir :)

couch-house:
“the mortifying ordeal of having your gender perceived by strangers
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couch-house:

the mortifying ordeal of having your gender perceived by strangers

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demilypyro:

old, lame, usurped by capitalism: damaged pants

fucking rad: damaged skirts

gun-flame:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

someones entire work uniform like the hat shirt and pants is just thrown on the ground in this parking lot

they QUIT quit

bro this isn’t funny he despawned please delete this

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