Silver Tongue

Sep 22

greia:
it-is-a-mystery:
leupagus:
itsnotvinebutitsfine:
| That’s…. not how that works
This woman deserves an oscar
same energy
Transcript:
Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.
Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?
Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.
Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?
Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.
Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.
Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.
Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?
I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears.

(Source: vm.tiktok.com, via newbarrk)

srsfunny:

I’ve been here longer than you and I’ve never seen a ghost here

(via moonpaw)

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elle-enasalin:

good evening tumblr, are you ready for ~Shrekkigan~

(via 3rdstreetprince)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:
listen… I don’t even need Birds of Prey (2020) to be Good Cinema™… if I learned anything from Ghostbusters it’s that I will quite happily be obsessed with literally any depiction of adult women hanging out, supporting each other, and being Really Fucking Weird together… you don’t need to be good, BOP, just give me a found family girl gang and treat Cassandra right and my heart is yours
why must a movie be good? is it not enough to watch a bunch of women go absolutely feral in the way only Gotham City can enable? to share a single brain cell whilst hunting the Joker for sport and protecting Cassandra Cain with their lives?

(via bloodsbane)

ubercharge:

ubercharge:
ok so in pokemon heartgold/soulsilver, the pokemon at the front of your party comes out and walks behind you and you can interact with them and get some text in response telling you about what the pokemon is doing or feeling
i’m reading a [ list of interactions ] and fucking sobbing at how much i love pokemon this is the cutest shit ever
HERE ARE MORE IF YOU WANT TO CRY WITH ME

(via demilypyro)

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