Silver Tongue

Sep 22

digitaldiscipline:
copperbadge:
anonymousalchemist:
anonymousalchemist:
anonymousalchemist:
job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying
small talk: did you mean, normal lying
the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying
Don’t call me out like this.
a to-do list: did you mean, aspirational lying
WHAT DID I JUST SAY

(via jadewares)

myfavoritedemons:

almostfrenchrevision:
tenitchyfingers:
papatulus:
papatulus:
papatulus:
found this site that lets you like, look at all the radio stations around the world, lets you connect to them and listen in
and obviously you can flit around between all the big stations, but it’s quite fun to go to the isolated green dots
I discovered a new band thanks to a station in cyprus, and now I’m listening to ‘chillout’ music being broadcast from kazahkstan
(http://radio.garden/)
ok i found this russian station way out in remote siberia which apparently according to the website is somewhere that looks like this
i cant understand a word of what’s said during the breaks but its fun
you just tuned in to my computer by mistake
that’s when my evening went from good to great
This is weirdly soothing to know what all of these people are doing around the world at this particular moment, who’s waking up and who’s going to sleep…
i’m listening to a station in barrow, alaska. they’re playing ‘my boyfriend’s back’.

(via jadewares)

hawkeye221b:

isa-ghost:
beerecordings:
s0diepop:
heartssepticeye:
y'all freaked about how it’s not the same hat are u forgetting sean is an idiot he probably lost it
he lost Marvin’s mask, he lost the flamingo shorts, he lost henrik entirely for a while, not a stretch to say he’d lose the hat
HE LOST HENRIK ENTIRELY FOR A WHILE ASJLDHFGDXKGDF
HE LOST HENRIK IM DYING
My hand slipped

(via nofacednerd)

prideprejudce:

prideprejudce:
tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet
i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

(via moonpaw)

[video]

trilllizard420:

shacklefunk:
a serious cutscene: is happening
npc in the background: spinning on the x axis at 87 mph
IN TODAY’S EPISODE OF
“BETHESDA
OR
BIOWARE”

This is ubisoft erasure

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)