Silver Tongue

Sep 22

Game: *has types/elements but doesn’t follow the same rules as Pokémon*
Me:

toast-potent:
What Jesus Wants: for humans to be considered better than dogs?? better than RATS?? better than snails?!!??
What Satan Wants: all life forms are good, wonderful; perfect
My favorite part of the Bible is when it says that whales are God’s second favorite creation after humans

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wizzard890:

pyrrhiccomedy:
zonepan:
tackytaako:
hetphobia:
hetphobia:
“omg! a new history of-” siiiiighhh
theres a rape joke in the fucking new video more clear than the last you keep that fucking bullshit off my dash im not even joking right now i wont hesitate
white people trying to distract from the realities of africas suffering: “HGSJSDJ THE NEW :HISTORY OF” VIDEO HAS A RAPE JOKE. DONT WATCH IT”
yall literally went to africa and raped people. thats not a joke, its what yall did. shut up.
It was LITERALLY a rape of Africa- Europeans raped several cultures and countries. They went in, destroying culture dynamics, exterminated tribes, stole and raped and murdered and plundered and did everything disgusting and terrible.
I’m glad he called it for what it was. It wasn’t a fuckin joke m8.
This isn’t even him going out on a limb with his phrasing. This part of history is commonly, academically referred to as “the rape of Africa,” like “the rape of Nanking” or “the rape of Belgium.” That’s just…what it’s called.
he’s–making a reference to the academic concept. this isn’t your college buddy saying he got “totally raped” playing Halo last night, “the rape of Africa” is a
phrase used in the explicit discussion of imperialist atrocities. a quick google will pull up everything from anti-colonialist art to books on King Leopold II’s crimes in the Congo; this information is literally at your fingertips, don’t start a witch hunt because you didn’t take the time to do a goddamn internet search.

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shitpeoplesayintf2:

shitpeoplesayintf2:
i dont even know how to caption this, it’s just art

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ironmanstan:

stargazing-andshit:
ironmanstan:
my headcanon for nick fury not calling captain marvel in right away is that they had a bet back in the 90s on how long nick will survive without her help. they bet on 30 years, and nick almost caved when battle of new york happened but that suicidal motherfucker yeeted the nuke into space so it was all good, no need for carol yet when he has the avengers, but then the avengers broke apart and nick silently prayed that theyd reunite to kick thanos’ ass but they failed and that is why he said “motherfucker” in disappointment at the end of infinity war, cause only 2 damn years left and he’d win the fuckin bet of the century but the Avengers had to go and Be The Worst At Everything and make him lose the stupid bet God dammit
carol comes to defeat thanos and save the universe only so that she could get her money from fury
or even better: carol comes only because of the bet and beats thanos as a fun activity on the way

(Source: sketiana, via nofacednerd)

moochiethinks:

yokelfelonking:
umtryagainsweatie:
That’s the fuckign Lincoln Memorial
That’s where Donald Trump lives
It’s true. He sleeps on Lincoln’s lap. The Secret Service hate it in the winter.

(Source: humansoflatecapitalism, via chefpyro)

adurot:

Justin: Yeah im gonna take out my mockingbird gum…
Griffin:

eridone:

slavery:

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