Silver Tongue

Oct 15

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luckhaver:

mctreeleth:

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ben-shapiro-onlyfans:

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wikipedia is a gem

If I’m correct, this is from the article “list of common misconceptions” which happens to be one of my favorite Wikipedia articles

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https://xkcd.com/843/

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The whole article is a wild ride.

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W…was this up for debate?

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demilypyro:

people always debate over which ending in Fromsoft games is the “good” one and it’s never been clear cut but I think Bloodborne stands out for having absolutely no ending where things might work out. either you get kicked out of the hunter’s dream to go get killed by beasts somewhere, you get stuck in the hunter’s dream forever, or you turn into a squid. nobody’s having fun here, fuck you. it’s funny

does there need to be a good ending?

sketiana:

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sketiana:

kanye isnt even funny annoying anymore hes just annoying

him wishing death upon jews while having a very impressionable audience made up of 18mil insta followers alone, which is bigger than the entire worlds jewish population, isnt him being “annoying” mf its him being dangerous jfc

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apologies for not seeing the future and predicting his descent into blatant antisemitism thats on me for real

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ameetoe:
“ warm up doodle of my inkling she’s best squid
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ameetoe:

warm up doodle of my inkling she’s best squid

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jame7t:

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

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tessaramics:

nohohankerotomania-deactivated2:

“fish fear me” I went to the lake and none of them knew you.

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I present an alternative idea

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justgreentextthings:
“Green Text Story no. 211: “Grandma Assassin” ”

justgreentextthings:

Green Text Story no. 211: “Grandma Assassin”

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wrathofthegiraffe:

In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.

I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.

And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.

Sometimes he’ll walk up to you and just slap your sandwich out of your hand and say “don’t eat that” and you’re thinking, damn, what did that sandwich do to me? This was actually still the first time through the day, he just wanted to mess with you.

Majora’s Mask from everyone else’s perspective

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