seeing somebody’s domesticated wizard: wow, I love how well maintained and sleek his beard is! what product do you bathe him with? and what a lovely, clean, and silky robe… does he know any spells?
seeing a feral wizard in the wild: absolute running for life because it smells the raw ground beef in my knapsack
Are you board of boring dice? The ones with numbers and useful things? Well, apparently someone is, my housemate got a bunch of miscellaneous outcast dice online and here are some of the more baffling ones
Fraction Dice
Fun fact: this is the damage dice for the famous D&D spell Bigby’s Affectionate Hair Tousle.
Binary Dice
These dice will roll you either a one or a zero. Now you might say “can’t I just flip a coin?”. But that kind of thinking is why you are not a professional dice scientist.
A D12 and its beautiful baby D12
As you can see, the baby hasn’t quite got the hang of numbers yet, but luckily the adults are here to protect it while it grows.
Emotion Dice
The other emotions on it are Rage, Mischief, Happiness, Sadness and Apathy, but I went for the most common one in TTRPGS: “I roll to seduce”
Eye of Sauron Dice
The other sides are blank. If you roll this dice, you always receive either Horror or The Void. This is probably a metaphor for something.
Not A Dice
This is not a dice
Sexism Dice
The other sides are things like “handbag” and “clothes shopping”. I am not making that up, that is legitimately what this dice is.
Eldritch Sexism Dice
Thanks for trying but this is not really an improvement.
The 1DFUCKYOU
This dice has no numbers. The DM is finally sick of your shit. Let’s see you seduce every NPC when you are rolling all your saving throws with this, David.
The Societiet Minerva dice
From a google search all I can find is a social group for RAF engineers? Feel free to reply to this post with your hottest “social group for RAF engineers” jokes I guess.
Letter Dice
If you are thinking “Wait, aren’t there more then 6 letters in the latin alphabet?”, then well done on showing more foresight then the makers of the Letter Dice.
There you go everyone! Some dice for those who feel like adding numbers together is too easy and want to finally find out what abstract concept is higher then a DC of 15. I’m not sure who feels like that but apparently there is a demographic, and who am I to ignore it?
