Silver Tongue

Sep 21

merlins-fancy-beard:

phlying-squirrel:

steg-o-sore-us:

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THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!

One of the biggest reveals of twentygayteen.

Oh my god, they were “roommates”

(via probably-shep)

tovio-rogers:
“Princess Bean, Elfo, and Luci from Matt Groening’s new show on Netflix Disenchantment. I saw nothing but bad reviews online and the biggest gripe most them had was “this isn’t Futurama.” I watched it myself and loved it. Go check it...

tovio-rogers:

Princess Bean, Elfo, and Luci from Matt Groening’s new show on Netflix Disenchantment. I saw nothing but bad reviews online and the biggest gripe most them had was “this isn’t Futurama.” I watched it myself and loved it. Go check it out if you haven’t already.

(via jwblogofrandomness)

mbulteau:
“whitepeopletwitter:
“Tap out
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mbulteau:

whitepeopletwitter:

Tap out

(via mbulteau)

banishedquasiroyal:

god people who say shit like “opinions are like assholes! everyone has one” have never not infuriated me like wow. correct. and some assholes are great, and then there’s yours, which you haven’t bothered to wipe in years and has drainage from long infected blisters. 

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

(via gearholder)

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allons-ynumberten:

eviesrealitychangesdaily:

andwhentheskywasopened:

continueplease:

louwhis:

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

(via rosexknight)

antmanbf:

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

(Source: boudicca, via dies-first)

phoneticmeow:

phoneticmeow:

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

(via ryukodragon)

chefpyro:

philsterman01:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I EAT RIBS EVERYDAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I TELL YOU WHAT ONE MORE TING ABOUT HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT: A LOT

Eat prilosec.

@chefpyro Eat prilosec?!

CONSUME PRILOSEC

prilosec is your new god