Silver Tongue

Sep 20

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

my fav thing in wildlife research is the concept of animals being “trap happy” meaning the same animal goes into a trap on purpose again and again after it’s caught the first time bc it was like “hey…..there was food in there and Zero (0) predators and then they just let me go in the morning…….”

on one hand it fucks up our data but on the other hand……..I Get It you Funky Little Rodents

if it were pouring rain on my walk home from work at night and I found a big metal box full of pizza and a bed where no one else could bother me and the only condition is that in the cold light of day I’d have to face a bunch of scientists weighing me and then letting me go on the sidewalk I’d probably end up in there a lot.

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whitepeopletwitter:
“A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.
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whitepeopletwitter:

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

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pastel–jj:

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I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOOOORLD
SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID–

one whole bird

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pembrokewkorgi:

superllama42:

realvivianjames:

the-mighty-birdy:

skypig357:

localstarboy:

imagine being this rich and petty 😂😂

Me if I was that well off tbh

Chaotic good

Wouldn’t this be lawful neutral, though? The main point of contention is that they’ve committed a social taboo against him, so in order to get justice (rather than revenge), he’s awarded the people who followed the unspoken social law, who just happened to also not wrong him.

The rare good and wholesome act of petty flexing.

Yeah, if I had the money to do it… I’d do that too

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nasiijau:
“will always be back then
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nasiijau:

will always be back then

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nasiijau:
“will happen
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nasiijau:

will happen

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