Silver Tongue

Sep 19

[video]

Ed: Winry likes to say that you can either be part of the problem or part of the solution,
Ed: but I happen to believe that you can be both.

jiluan:

sindotexe:
jiluan:
locking eyes with the spirit rummaging through the fridge at 3 am and waiting your turn because you know how it is
My spirit and I share a tub of ice cream because it’s been that kind of life

(via nofacednerd)

moshgoblin:

hobgoblinhero:
moshgoblin:
moshgoblin:
wanna be Tumblr famous but don’t want to put in the effort to make good posts so I peddle my mediocre wares at the side of the road
I stand at the side of a muddy road with my peasant garb, hollering “posts? funny posts, sir? a good chuckle for your madame?”
sir slimetony rolls by in his gleaming armor and calls me a peon and a cuck before having his big horse stamp my market stall into the ground
Better than me, all i do is add unnecessary comments to other users with goblin in their name
you’re the only valid person on this fucking website

(Source: stepdadjesus, via gearholder)

psychoetheric:

he reason dishonored is such a good game is bc it fulfills all of humanity’s basic needs

(via )

lesbriian:

theonce-ler:
lesbriian:
YALL
WHEN I SAY TWITTER IS TURNING INTO 2013 TUMBLR
I FUCKING MEAN IT
good.
you

(Source: deathgripspussy, via chefpyro)

[video]

queerwithfearz:

vjce:
deadgirlwalking:
short story: technology…… bad
every english teacher ever: hholy shit…. oh my god??? oh my fuckingf. literary masterpiece oh my GOD
short story: *contains fog*
every english teacher ever: it means CONFUSION…. ugh his mind!! fucking symbols,,,I wouldn’t expect your tiny pea size brains to underst
short story: “the sky was black”
English teachers: bLACK MEANS D E A T H. EVEN THOUGH THE MAIN PROTAGONIST WONT DIE IN THE STORY, ITS FORESHADOWING DEATH!

shortstory: has snow
english teachers: SNOW MEANS MOURNING. EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT EXPLICITLY STATED OR GIVEN ANY REASON TO, THIS SYMBOLIZES THAT THE MAIN CHARACTER IS MOURNING.

(Source: christinecanigula, via )

sifuavatartrash:

petermaximoff:
owedbetter:
scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak

okay but if they do get approved all the way to book 3 and have an ember island episode, it would be a hilarious casting gag to have her play the ember island player

(via chefpyro)