oh my god… had a dream last nite that i was in the toy aisle at walmart and somebody asked me “okay real talk which Bionicle would you date” and i thought for a sec and then fucking said “oh probably Toa Onua cause he got them big claws for booty grabbin”
get an eyepatch and facial scars. then be absolutely tired all the time because you have to deal with the stupid shit the world throws at you. working retail can help you achieve the look
