a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
Let me tell you of A Thing.
Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.
Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.
On a scale from Ikari Shinji to Steven Universe, how well did you adjust to your unavoidable duty to save the world and actually the entire universe from a hostile alien apocalypse through horrific trauma and self-sacrifice because you were thrust into the role of a savior alongside creepy biological hybrid powers you inherited from your deceased mother as a literal young teenage boy, with nothing to help you cope except for the connections you made with other people? And at the end of your story, when all of your friends surrounded you and clapped for you, was it a scarring delusional moment of physical, psychological and emotional breakdown or was it the grand finale of a Broadway-style song and dance sequence?
today I learned that an estimated 20% of genetics papers may have errors because Excel automatically converted the names of genes into calendar dates
every day i learn more reasons why i hate excel
excel is a devil program, it just automatically converts shit into whatever all the time. no i do not want that number rendered in scientific notation with only 4 significant digits it is SUPPOSED to be a unique identifier i need those
