I hate hanging out with straight guys. My shoulder’s all fuckin’ bruised because they gotta punch me on the arm like a jock instead of kissing me like a man. It’s insufferable.
I get it, bro, the rituals are intricate, but you’ve punched me like twenty times. Just hold my hand.
shapeshifters who can just turn into their animal or thing on command: kinda cool
shapeshifters who accidentally get weird nonhuman traits as they lose their grip on their emotions like get too excited or get angry or scared: really really fucking good
