Silver Tongue

Sep 14

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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bluehairedspidey:

soudastream:

soudastream:

soudastream:

i am coming down off anesthesia and i have a great idea for a text post hold on

when someone asks you if you know the letter after F

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when someone asks you if you know the letter before G

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paintedbows:
“ My two favs in one game❤❤❤
y'all best be getting ready for a tidal wave of art.
(art by me,don’t steal plz)
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paintedbows:

My two favs in one game❤❤❤

y'all best be getting ready for a tidal wave of art.

(art by me,don’t steal plz)

(via jwblogofrandomness)

whitepeopletwitter:
“Wholesome story time
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whitepeopletwitter:

Wholesome story time

(via mbulteau)

rosexknight:
“helloelloh:
“ malformalady:
“ Australian scientists have developed a pair of anti-shark wetsuits that make divers appear invisible by camouflaging their bodies in the sea and trick sharks into thinking surfers are poisonous. A team of...

rosexknight:

helloelloh:

malformalady:

Australian scientists have developed a pair of anti-shark wetsuits that make divers appear invisible by camouflaging their bodies in the sea and trick sharks into thinking surfers are poisonous. A team of researchers from the University of Western Australia joined forces with designers from  Shark Attack Mitigation Systems (SAMS) to create the suits. The blue pattern of the Elude suit can’t be seen by the shark because the fish are colour blind. While the stripes on the Diverter suit mimic the colours of poisonous fish to warn the sharks off.

THIS is how you deal with shark attacks. Not by killing or hunting the sharks, but by protecting yourself when you go into the water. A+

I’ve seen these tested!! Well not with people but with other things but the same patterns. It was from a Netflix documentary. Apparently the one that makes you look like a poisonous fish works best.

(via rosexknight)

exeggcute:

my experience with metal gear is that after playing mgs1 I googled “why is liquid snake british” (which like, to be fair, is a good question) and in doing so I singlehandedly spoiled almost every major plot point in the series

(via chefpyro)

barkeep

scotchtapeofficial:

ill have a rum & coke, and for the lady friend … a shot of elons musk

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

hells-finest-gentleman:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
”
fuck, it sure is
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hells-finest-gentleman:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

fuck, it sure is

(via taffybuns)

probablybadrpgideas:

When the players are describing their character’s, interpret totally random sentences from their backstory as crude innuendos.

“So then I worked as a wandering mercenary…”
“Heh, wandering mercenary

whitepeopletwitter:
“Buying vowels is for the weak.
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whitepeopletwitter:

Buying vowels is for the weak.

(via gearholder)