FACT OF THE DAY: it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township
(via mbulteau)
(Source: memewhore, via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)
99% sure ive drawn taako in this exact pose before but i havent drawn him in… too long and i needed to destress
[image description: a drawing of Taako sitting against a white background. He’s a thin, dark-complexioned elf with freckles and chin length, curly white hair. He’s wearing a light purplish-gray wizard hat, a skirt and sneakers in the same color, and a gray t-shirt that says “Taako from TV.” He’s sticking his tongue out and there’s a large yellow circle behind his head.]
(via moonpaw)
i love how google scholar /clearly/ doesn’t care about its impression on the demographic who uses google scholar. like when you search on google everything is sleek and white and has 10009 compatibilities but when you search on google scholar it’s like the stone age with the blue hot bar and the old google logo bc what you gonna do about it u puny nerd bastard???? complain to ur coauthors during ur group DND campaign????
(via thescyfychannel)
Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to the original canon, sometimes it’s just that one telegram that says “Fuck you. Strongly worded letter to follow”.
(via thescyfychannel)
I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone
Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*
Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*
hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed
Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder
Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.
tea
(via gearholder)
[video]
I’m not in the mood to make something pastel so here’s to turning over a new leaf—
(via gearholder)
transformers be like [transformer noises]
look i’m not saying that children shouldn’t be allowed to play video games or anything like that but the fact that kids as young as EIGHT are using misogynistic, homophobic and racial slurs in casual conversations because they heard their favorite streamer or opponent on a video game say it is something that urgently needs addressing
Also, slightly related, parents need to learn about game ratings.
(Source: gayarsonist)