Silver Tongue

Sep 13

other fighting games be like: here’s our fighting game, you can punch, kick or fireball. your character options are 38 variations on “buff angry dude”, 2 chicks in bikinis and a panda
smash bros be like: welcome to the shit show. some of the characters have literal guided missiles and some of em are fighting with their bare hands. we got buff angry dudes too but wouldn’t you rather be a potted plant or a baby dragon in a clown car? you want a girl character? do you prefer princess, paintball squid or dog? lookit this guy, he’s just a fukn…2-dimensional lcd man but we put him in the game anyway. what the fcuk is a “health bar"? you win by knocking the other guy offscreen. here’s a random sledgehammer. btw god is a glove and you have to kill him. HAVE FUN

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dark-psychic-force:

mikufigure:
pissvortex:
PewDiePie pulls $50,000 pledge to Jewish anti-hate group after fan backlash
theverge.com
1. pewdiepie gets called a nazi because his anti-semitic and racist jokes have attracted a following of mostly reactionaries
2. to prove the libs wrong and own them he decides to donate $50,000 to the ADL
3. recieves so much backlash from his now exclusively reactionary fanbase that he cancels the donation
i literally can’t see a single reason why you would defend this guy anymore
he was also wearing an iron cross that’s highly likely to be from a fascist clothing line
This confirms his fans know precisely what’s up. Just block them on site at this point.

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Sep 12

scarletlich:

silver-tongues-blog:
Question: do the prices intentionally add up to $69 or was that accidental?

its a mystery

unbelievable.

vilegeni:

the human deeb,,,,,,

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tj-crochets:

I made a nonbinary bee!
They’re nonbeenary

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spit-casually:

spit-casually:
i think the ska and scene communities should bond over their shared love of checkerboard patterns and create a new fusion genre….. skene..

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