Silver Tongue

Sep 13

sensei-wrong:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

Depends on who’s asking

Originally posted by ihiphop

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one-time-i-dreamt:

xxxamethystrosexxx:

andthenrealitycrashesthrough:

*sees post on tumblr*

Originally posted by gifsarefunny

Originally posted by ba1n3s

Every damn time. 

This even happens to me from time to time because over the course of running this blog, I went through thousands and thousands of submissions and I apparently do not remember all of them so I’ll see some older submission on my dash and get confused or worried for a good few seconds until I see my icon and realize, ah, that’s just me, phew. 

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Sep 12

katsuurio:

spastictrash:

now that tumblr has colored text you can highlight important things like youre in an ace attorney game

ballistic markings are the fingerprints of a weapon.

Only one who has sacred feet can cross the valley of the dead

(Source: aliiiiiice, via robustquestioner)

quasi-normalcy:

marvelsmostwanted:

+ John Mulaney has chosen to opt out of the New Yorker Festival after the announcement that private citizen who is most famous for being fired and openly racist blogger Steve Bannon will be headlining

UPDATE: Bannon is out because basically everyone threatened to walk.

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allout post

@kilalabunnies is a nerd and adorable

@littleladylulub

(Source: distinguishedbaloney, via nofacednerd)

whitepeopletwitter:

Pretty much five minutes

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yourplayersaidwhat:

(Cleric rolls random d20 while walking in the woods)

DM: What’s that for?
Cleric: To see if I clip out of bounds.
DM: A-alright then
(Cleric rolls a 1)
DM: …you suddenly fall through the ground. After about a minute you reach terminal velocity and land right back where you started.

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always-and-forever-analbeads:

raptorkind:

iknowitsmad:

i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome

We’ve got one, too. We call it “man humping bear

corpus christi doesn’t have one that’s sexual, but we do have “surfin’ jesus”

“COWABUNGA, BRETHREN!”

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princiell:

headfirst-halo:

*immigrant song plays while thor beats the absolute shit outta bad guys with his new sick ass hammer in Avengers 4*

steve: where is that song even coming from?

thor: i have no idea. this has been going on for days

loki, holding up some speakers blasting the song while cloaked: this is gonna be so funny when thor realizes i’m not dead

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