Silver Tongue

Sep 11

sourpiixels:

the experiment: is exploding, falling apart, on fire, causing great distress and destruction

entrapta:

entrapta: the experiment was a huge success

entrapta: I see this as an absolute win!

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gayroytheory:

gayroytheory:

you ever get drunk on shit whiskey and hallucinate your best friend as a young woman telling you how stupid you are for not telling your sons necromancy is bad

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it be like that sometimes

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tiny-sub-bun:

thestuffedalligator:

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This was funnier in my head

If this was funnier in your head, I’m astonished you’re not just wheezing and laughing silently on the floor

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moonpaw:

u expect me to believe fashion disaster izuku would ever wear a fancy piece of clothing in his life even if hes a villain 

villain deku would wear a shirt that just says “villain shirt” on it

theconcealedweapon:

sith-shenanigans:

freelancerkiwi:

questbedhead:

bahorelfanclub:

colacharm:

captainjack1999:

colacharm:

benditlikegumby:

spirit-of-science:

colacharm:

adults, while forcing all children above the age of 5 to sit still, be silent, and obey orders for 7-8 hours a day with minimal breaks, reducing their exposure to fresh air and sunlight to almost nothing, forcing them to alter their natural sleeping patterns to increase productivity, and repeatedly telling them their self worth depends on their being able to follow these instructions perfectly for 13 or more years: kids these days are so lazy! they never go outside! they never want to do anything! clearly it’s not because of us!

The way we treat children is extremely inhumane, but so many adults want to dismiss it because it’s so normalized

You… You do realize that’s what it’s like to be a working adult…? And our days are even longer.

thats because an 8 hour work day is extortion and should be illegal. next question.

Either you’ve never had a job or you’re just lazy af. There’s nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. Nobody is forcing people to work them and people need the hours to make more money. People get breaks too.

Please take a biology class & get some help. People shouldnt have to do work 80% of the day to survive.

@captainjack1999

1. the eight-hour work-day is cruelty

2. capitalism is forcing people to work. i could just quit my job and hang out at home - but then i would lose my house and most likely starve to death, because of the way our economy works.

3. breaks for most establishments are a mere 30 minutes for an 8-hour shift; at my first job, for a 6-hour shift, your break would only be 15 minutes and any longer shift would only get 30. studies say people are more productive if for every hour you work, you get a 15-minute break - meaning, for an 8-hour shift, you’d need an hour-long break, and so on and so forth.

the way modern society views work is unhealthy for loads of reasons, not just what i mentioned here. the fact that we’re preparing children for such a torturous lifestyle is horrific.

Also like…. small children are not adults. Small children should not be held to the same standards as adults. Even if the 8 hour work day WAS healthy, it would be inhumane to hold a small child to the same standard.

The school system was literally designed to train people for factory work back when child labour was legal so that should tell you how fucked that is

……….I never realized that.

People say “it happens to adults too” in order to downplay something that happens to children, even though it shouldn’t happen to adults either, and the entire reason it happens to children is to normalize it so people tolerate it when they’re adults.

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sassy-echidna:

switchingtogeico:

daiilha:

switchingtogeico:

daiilha:

switchingtogeico:

I could eat bagels for every fucking meal I’m not kidding I love them

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I love seeing the revival of classic art

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turing-tested:

jake: is building hal to where he can mortally wound you really the right idea, dirk?

dirk, giving hal lasers: sorry what I don’t understand the question

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mystical-flute:

chaos-at-the-boogie:

twistedkate:

pyrlspite:

character: *isn’t 100% good or evil*

The Internet: hello naughty children it’s Discourse time

character: *is actually 100% evil*

The Internet: defense squad uwu

character: *is actually, truly, for once 100% good*

The Internet: um actually in issue 9374 page 297 line 2 they said something that the villain also said way back in issue 27, so sorry sweaty but they’re actually a bad guy

Reblogging for the last one.

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actingwithportals:

Stop talking shit about Portal characters

Chell is STRONG

GLaDOS is INTELLIGENT

Wheatley is FUNNY

Rattmann is BRAVE

Space Core is ENTHUSIASTIC

Adventure Core is DARING

Fact Core is CLEVER

Hoopy is INSPIRATIONAL

Cave

Caroline is MOTIVATED

I’d call cave… creative for lack of a better term

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