Silver Tongue

Sep 11

Sorcerer: *Kills an important NPC*
Sorcerer: *Avoids meeting the entire rest of the party*
Sorcerer: *Spends the entire session killing people, trading leather bags they stole, trying to fuck a bartender*
Sorcerer: How come I don’t get to be involved in the main plot yet???

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

rory:

rory:
good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups
this is facebooks only contribution to society. the ability to make events to stop the weather

(Source: tomie, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

hustlerose:

hustlerose:
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