novaangelofgays-deactivated2020:
People allergic to peanuts: keep peanuts as far away from me as possible or I’ll die
People allergic to shellfish: no shrimp pls I don’t wanna die today
Lactose intolerant people:*while eating ice cream* the weight of my sins drags me closer to hell but I sit in a throne higher than God’s
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HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HE HAS ARRIVED
can u go from red to blonde hair
no clue but i went from blonde to red hair. when i was younger my hair was very blonde but now its a dark red
That ISN’T Sans. That’s a Mii Fighter.
That’s one of them dudes that look like people wearing a costume of Sans fighting for him.
I don’t mean to burst anyone’s bubble regarding this, but I actually think it’s super in-character for Sans to be a Mii Fighter costume.
Like, the guy couldn’t even be bothered to do any actual fighting himself, so he got a Mii to do it.
He got YOU to do it.
Sans just throws you his clothes and a mask of his face, and says, “here you do it.”
sans: you and i both know that i cant fight humans forever. you fucking do it yourself
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Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.
“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”
and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard
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This is like the new road work ahead vine but it’s the rock
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Back when I was questioning my whole existence, a friend told me this, and it helped!
wow. This validated me so much. Wow.
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