Silver Tongue

Sep 10

porko-rosso:
imagine being able to walk like a normal person
[THIS POST WAS MADE BY BIG THIGH GANG]
imagine being able to buy bottoms that fit you
[YOU KNOW WHO TF IT IS]

(via unclecucky)

probablybadrpgideas:

Make a bet with local tavern patrons that they can’t knock you over. Little do they know, you’ve got an Immovable Rod shoved up your ass

(via bloodsbane)

demilypyro:

harbinger-of-reason:
super-metroid:
thepleasuregoblin:
hellsite-yano:
not to be a boomer but your watch should go on your left wrist
Not to be a zoomer but >wearing a watch
have fun being told “time to get a watch” whenever you ask for the time, my friend
My phone has a clock.
^^^

I should write a book like Harry Potter or Percy Jackson but instead of having magic powers or going to a camp, the kids can turn into monsters.

afallenwolf:

Might be good writing practice.

Describe them turning into monsters like magical girl transformation

mawbwehownets:

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

oneeyedscarecrow:

how much do you think it frustrates the Joker that a man in a bat costume punching a clown should be the funniest thing in existence but everyone in Gotham has decided to take it seriously

Bold of you to assume his plan isn’t to make the whole world see Gotham as a joke

(via bloodsbane)

mooncrickets:

nnyas:
I’m crying guys look a snail 🐌
effervescent

(via thatsthat24)

henryjekyl:

henryjekyl:
fuck algebra i don’t need it just give me a dead body and i’ll figure it out from there
i feel i should clarify i am a mortuary science major

(via newbarrk)