Silver Tongue

Oct 13

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

“marvel is destroying film” FRANCHISES are destroying film (and television)

everything does not need a prequel and a sequel and a full length series about a guy that showed up in two second of the original. sometimes things should be left alone

(via starlightshore)

loveruns:

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

(via rockboci)

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Oct 12

cell113:

elvhenfaer:

REALLY IMPORTANT PSA

THE 52 HERTZ WHALE HAS A FRIEND.

HE IS NOT THE LONELIEST WHALE IN THE WORLD.

MARINE SCIENTISTS HEARD TWO 52 HERTZ CALLS WITHIN TEN MINUTES OF ONE ANOTHER OFF THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA.

I REPEAT: HE HAS A FRIEND. SOMEONE CALLED BACK.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!

(via crouton-knight)

napsapnapsap-archive:

napsapnapsap-archive:

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

im talking about this bitch btw

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use my shirt to protect my hand and twist it

(via bloodsbane)

turnip52:

the-sapphic-raven:

himbofisher:

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“Luke i keep hearing a voice asking me for ketamine”

“Luke, I keep hearing this bizarre song”

“How does it go?”

“Something like: Rockin’, rockin and rollin…”

(via rockboci)

dancinbutterfly:

dancinbutterfly:

eternalistic:

liberalsarecool:

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Only Republican heads will roll. #Jan6 #Traitors

HOLY. SHIT. That is actually a big deal?

No but that’s genuinely a huge deal. That took a Republican out of the mix PERMENANTLY. FOREVER. He’ll never be a member of the House of Representatives. He’ll never be a Senator. He won’t hurt New Mexico any more. My god.

That’s an actual consequence for fucking TREASON to an actual Republican Government Official.

Of everything to happen as a result of January 6 - including people going to jail - this is the single most shocking and most important. This sets the most necessary precedent.

Holy shit.

(via rosexknight)

urlocalbitchboy:

urlocalbitchboy:

Shoutout to the bitches that still follow me after I switch up my hyperfixation every 4 months, y'all are the real OGs, here’s a king sized candy bar

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Ohohohoho!! Allow me!

(via filibusterfroggo)

lastoneout:

lierdumoa:

the-real-numbers:

james-silvercat:

the-real-numbers:

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

Real, male bees don’t go after flowers they stay home, that freak is a herself

googling ‘bee genders’ as I dictate this post

The more you google bee reproductive biology the more absurd it is that we’re applying the words male and female to them. Their actual genders are worker, drone and queen. The queen is capable of both asexual and sexual reproduction. Bees born of unfertilized eggs become drones that are capable of fertilizing eggs. Bees born of fertilized eggs become workers, but can also potentially become a queen depending on how they are fed during the larval stage.

Use whatever the fuck pronouns you want to describe bees because they’re all equally incorrect projections of human worldview onto an insect species. Bees don’t experience mammalian sexual dimorphism in a biological sense nor do they experience human gender dimorphism in a sociopolitical sense.

diversity win, the freak sneaking into your garden and rubbing themselves all over your flowers does not fit into a human biological or sociopolitical framework of sex and gender!

(via demilypyro)

rosexknight:

The worst part about purging who I’m following on Tumblr is that some of y’all have changed your URL’s so many times that I can’t tell who’s who anymore. Did I follow you from the OUAT fandom? Dragon Age? MLP? I have no idea, and now my dash is full of stuff I don’t recognize.

Good for y’all, though.

I have no clue how the fuck people change URLs. I dont even use the sona called “silver tongue” anymore and havent for 5 years but goddamn I will die with this url if i have any say in it