Happy Valentine’s Day
The longer after Valentine’s Day you reblog this the funnier it gets.
(via demilypyro)
miles: dad can i please get airpods
jefferson: no
miles: but come on, everyone has them
jefferson: do you see spiderman running around with airpods?
miles:
It’s funnier if Jefferson knows and he’s doing this on purpose
(via newbarrk)
minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it
im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images
@ the people in the notes saying it’s lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic
It’s SUPER obvious when you compare Steve’s model to Alex’s
Steve is brown and them’s the facts!
Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet
Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool
Learning a lot today
(via newbarrk)
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tumblr is an awful place full of awful people and i hate every single one of you. “mr. sandman” came on and without blinking i sang man me a sand.
Make him the cutest car door man hook hand
(via demilypyro)
No spoilers but these are actual lessons taught in the actual Steven Universe movie.
- Your romantic/platonic partner leaving you or treating you cruelly does not make you incapable of being loved or loving.
- Don’t let your fear, shame, or past pain cloud from people who genuinely care about you.
- If someone is genuinely putting in effort to be honest with you then you should not view their feelings as fake.
- Don’t take your pain out on others
- Don’t assume you or someone else’s past mistakes make you incapable of change.
- There are people who can love you you and what you do. Even if you can’t find them immediately, you probably already know them.
- Happily ever after doesn’t exist, and there is always work to be done, but that should not stop you from enjoying good opportunities and good people.
- Don’t try to make or interpret yourself or someone else as somebody that they are not.
- And most importantly:
- Hydration is important when smooching.
(via newbarrk)
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
…a doctor who built a body.
For what is possibly the first time in the history of pop culture somebody actually really specifically does mean the doctor… and someone tries to correct them.
Just to be That Person…
Frankenstein wasn’t even a doctor bc he fucking dropped out of college to build a body
(via jadewares)
regardless look at this pic of baby 16 year old me. i made the dress myself :D
picture of me at 22 for comparison:
you regenerated
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