why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love it
because we know what women want??? next question
the other day in the kitchen, my gf told me “you have very convenient ears” and it was incredibly sweet but literally impossible to explain why
I always wonder if this has something to do with how weird compliments weren’t weaponized against us. When my partners call me cute or pretty, it triggers things that make me want to fight but weird things stick and get through all the trauma and self hate.
that is honestly such a good point.
“I love your warm mammalian orbs.” For eyes. FOR EYES.
WHY Does she have Anything to DO with a deranged carcass like MYSELF I will never know but I am very grateful
And yeah, GOOD POINT.
My primary partner told me my new dress made me look like a goddess of the sea deciding whether or not to be vengeful :3
Other variations on the tuxedo theme include a white striped nose and the “masked tuxedo,” with white around the chin and nose or white tips on the nose.
sailor moon AU where tuxedo mask is just a masked tuxedo cat
GOD I found another article about why ADHD kids say “I don’t know” so much. my entire childhood was getting yelled at for doing some ADHD shit and me not being able to offer an explanation when asked why I did something.
vampires don’t need to bathe because they can’t sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he’s trying to get mud off a car
the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree
Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose
omg in issue 30 of the comics steven can’t figure out why amethyst is sad and nothing seems to cheer her up so he talks to greg about it and he basically explains that sometimes people are just sad and need to be alone for a while and then steven makes amethyst what he calls a “sad-nest”??
and then they hang out together in the sad-nest because she doesn’t actually wanna be alone
and she says that she finally feels better and that it’s because steven didn’t try to make her feel better, but instead just let her be how she needed to be and help her feel like it was okay to be sad and that she didn’t need to hide how she was feeling
it’s so sweet and the relationship between steven and amethyst is so important!!
hi i’m not in this fandom but i find this so so important : )
