Silver Tongue

Sep 09

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sonic feet

delicious

biblioprincessdalian:
something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign
Carmilla: I attempt to kick Godbrands dumbass down the stairs
Godbrand: Wait b-
DM: I’ll allow it

(via demilypyro)

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krockafella:

silver-tongues-blog:
viostormcaller:
lordmogatron:
systematicslytherin:
weirdmageddon:
galactic-polywag:
meefling:
weirdmageddon:
weirdmageddon:
wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny
it’s like what were you expecting lmao
Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience
LINK WHY
He is the HERO of TIME
Not the SMART of STUFF
Botw Link is feral and you cannot convince me otherwise
theres a reason his triforce is courage and not wisdom
that’s my thick-headed bb right there

(via demon-space-boi-deactivated2022)

manywinged:

manywinged:
manywinged:
people who argue over whos the better (gay) fictional wizard, gandalf or dumbledore, are BOTH wrong. its merlin from the sword in the stone (1963).
this guy set the bar for wizard characters nearly 60 years ago and he’s been killing the game ever since
i see your “this is taako erasure” objections and while i admit hes a pretty strong contender this is a magic grandpa looking wizards ONLY contest. no twinks allowed.

(via newbarrk)