Silver Tongue

Sep 08

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doreenchartreuse:

im screaming

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snoopingasusualisee:

Me: Hey Shrek, I was looking through your yard sale and I noticed this camera. Is this for sale?

Shrek:

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spinesarefine:

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despazito:

I’LL DESTROY MOTHERBASE 

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

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moonpaw:

banchagu:

forever girl

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passionpeachy:

Hanna K. Nyström came in clutch for the gays and made Bubbline official 💕

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sarcasmprodigy:

Goth girls from things I’ve seen/liked.

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megapope:

g-raver:

personsonable:

showerthoughtsofficial:

For most of human history, Vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.

you complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. “cars would be better if they could bite and shit” that was you just now, dumbass

“Wouldn’t it but cool if cars could piss? Wouldn’t it be cool if cars could fuck?”

Fuck off.

it would be cool if cars could fuck

(Source: reddit.com, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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