some of you are like. really weird about bald people tbh
‘balding’ isnt “bad genetics” its literally just a trait. something natural that happens to a lot of people. not necessarily good or bad. jfc
it aint inherently ugly either like ???? it fits some people it doesnt fit others. a lot of people look good bald and a lot dont. whatever. like its not a gotcha! as a sign of “”“bad”“” aging its not an insult its just. people’s bodies.
Hey kids here’s a piece of actual for real experienced adult advice: don’t make songs you like your alarm. Ever. You’re gonna Pavlov yourself into hating it or sleep through it and have weird dreams. Don’t do that to yourself. Seriously.
OK so basically I once saw this bootleg My Little Pony toy set for sale and I bought it because not only it was named “Mm Cittloee Ponopy”, it also came with a 25 cent coin and an honest-to-god cigarette inside it amongst the little ponies.
If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you’ll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps
…how???
Well you see. The ingredience for wine are:
-yeast
-sugar
-time
And it turns out the yeast aren’t really that picky about what kind of sugar you give them, as long as there’s enough of it
Peepswine moodboard
It ended up tasting kinda like a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow
The 100% true and honest answer is someone said the phrase “fermented peeps” around me at exactly the right time and I went “ohhh that’s a sin I simply must commit”
