fine: the dm telling you ‘make a will save’ out loud at the table
WIRED: getting a text from the dm saying ‘make a will save’ without alerting any of the other players
I did this when the bard was stealing from the party
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Nora explains her logic.
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Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
haven’t we all been there
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Me shoving 601 bananas in my mouth: you can’t tell me what to do
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things that are good, in no particular order:
- animals with markings that look like eyebrows
- animals with markings that look like socks
What about animals with markings that look like mustaches
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the stars on the american flag represent the myth of george washington crankin his hog into the potomac, thus seeding the american continent with life
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I saw this on the tweeter:
and yes. yes I would. Leaving out all the empowering quotes and small talismans, I’ve got three horses, a swarm of bees, and a fucking dragon. I think I’ll be fine.
(and since one of the quotes is “Not all those who wander are lost” and another is “Nemo me impune lacessit,” I think I’m even covered in the “empowering quotes” department)
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Sidon: We need a plan of attack!
Link: I have a plan. ATTACK!
