Silver Tongue

Sep 07

*early in the episode*

scoobydoomistakes:

scoobydoomistakes:

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*Scooby dashes inside to escape the monster*

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*moment of silence*

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*Scooby exits again, without a word*

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*takes time to wipe his paws off on the mat*

Me: “Whoa! That’s, like… an actual joke, which never happens in the show! That’s worth 1/3rd of a point, A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.”

*much later*

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*the whole gang is freaked out by the aforementioned monster*

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*they all frantically run inside*

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*moment of silence*

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*they exit again, and – simultaneously – all wipe their feet off*

Me: “Ok, that’s cheesy and wonderful. 2/3rds of a point.”

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*monster immediately scrambles inside after them*

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*moment of silence*

Me: “…pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease–”

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Me: “YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS”

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Me: “FULL COMEDY POINT AWARDED, A PUP NAMED SCOOBY-DOO!

this made me so dang happy you don’t even know

Throwback to A Pup Named Scooby-Doo, and its well-deserved full comedy points.

Be like the purple monster, kids. Always clean up after yourself.

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plutomeetsgenius:

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it is constantly amazing and terrifying to me the amount of propaganda that is necessary in order to sustain capitalism

I’m not saying this to sound so smart and evolved, I’m absolutely including myself in this. I am constantly in awe of how much I have had to unlearn and how much more I need to unlearn. The first time I saw someone criticizing the nuclear family model, I was completely taken aback, and now I fully recognize the ways in which this social family model perpetuates abuse, poverty, and neglect.

And the capitalist class really has us believing that the products we consume have something to say about our identity. It’s fucking wild.

The United States is a country that believes that the availability of 27 different types of Oreos is somehow an indication of freedom while people starve to death on the streets and die because they can’t afford a medication whose price is artificially inflated.

The idea that someone can earn (and therefore deserves) millions or billions of dollars is absolutely asinine! The myth of the “self-made millionaire” is an outright lie! And yet both are bedrocks of American culture.

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fungusry:

Reminder that Professor Membrane had normal flesh and bone arms when he first made his debut in Invader Zim

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That means that in the time span that was between the series and the movie, this grown man attempted to befriend a shark and lost both of his arms as a result

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[video]

filibusterfrog:
“ Grimdark John
(Dave)
(Rose)
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filibusterfrog:

Grimdark John

(Dave)
(Rose)

(via moonpaw)

amiette-art:
“TodoMomo x RoyAi because reasons
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amiette-art:

TodoMomo x RoyAi because reasons

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queen-of-troy:

crumplelush:

winemomleia:

“it would be impossible for this disabled character to be played by a disabled actor because of the things this character can do in this movie” well then maybe…… you fucked up in the writing of this disabled character……

also cgi exists. if you need your disabled character to walk for a couple of scenes use a body double and green screen. this can also be used for trans characters prior to transition.

if it’s possible to make chris evans look 5ft nothing and skinnier than a maypole then it’s possible to cast disabled actors for disabled characters

The Spy Kids films had disabled actor Ricardo Montalbán play the kids’ disabled grandpa, and in the third movie he was CGI’d into an Iron-Man style bodysuit that made him look like he was able to walk and take part in a high-speed futuristic car race and other action sequences. And this was in 2003.
If a goofy kids’ franchise can do it using embarassingly bad early 2000s CGI, you have literally no excuse.

(via rosexknight)

pukicho:

prettypianoprincess:

pukicho:

Still dont know how to spell spagetti without autocorrect 

Wheres the h

An H ????

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studyingbackthen:

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If 👏 you 👏 are 👏 at 👏 uni/college 👏 register 👏 to 👏 vote👏 this 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 drill 👏

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crowleydyke:

roadside-cemetery:

toastoat:

crowleydyke:

it’s fun having words like “himbo” for men who are idiots and “thembo” for non-binary people who are idiots, but i’m really glad we don’t have a word like that for calling women idiots. that would be fucked up.

herbo

Fully loaded

thank you for the only good additions to this post, please invite me to your wedding

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